Who knew dolphins smoke from bongs…no wonder why those bottle-nosed creatures always look like they are smiling as if everyday is filled with sunshine and rainbows even in the most trying times. Those beotches are higher than a freakin’ kite! Before you know it, we’ll see pigs Jessica Simpson flying! (we kid, we kid) Bad joke, I know. Anybong, somewhere in the world Michael Phelps is indulging in a big bag of Doritoes, a jar of pickles, a King Size Kit Kat, a pan of brownies and a 2-liter bo